They send MASTER to make me rich

I just got a letter in my mail box yesterday, no its not email, it was a real mail in an envelope. But it has no name, no address and not even a stamp was attached there. Uh, could it be some admirers of ipohchai secretly drop me a love letter?

Woah, it was actually a letter from a Master! It is mostly written in chinese but heck I don't read chinese! But looking at the 2 ticket print out and the sentence at the bottom, I clearly got the message. It seems that there is this 'Master' could really get you some sort of lucky number or so. 'Master akan membantu' huh, it seems to me more like 'Master perlu dibantu' though. If you so call Master so terrer can pre'dick winning number, you need to advertise like this ka?

I'm not really a superstitious believer, I won't believe if you tell me anyone could ever pre'dick winning numbers or anyone have the formula to get win those numbers.

Just a couple of months ago, one of my colleague approach me with a piece of paper with some numbers in it. It just looks exactly like a completed Sudoku table.

Me Abeng, you play sudoku also ar?
Abeng Nola, this is not sudoku. This formula is so 'Geng'(terrer) one. You can find the winning number inside it one you know.
Me Really? I don't believe thing like this la. You got win any money before or not?
Abeng Got! Few days ago I almost strike first prize la, but somehow I manage to win a consolation also.
Me Wa, really. show me how this thing work la.

So he explained to me how he get those lucky numbers out of the table. I wasn't convinced in anyway cos there could be a vast combination of numbers obtained from the table.

Me Wei, where did you get this formula from ha?
Abeng I got it from a Master la. That Master is so terrer one. Many people find him for number one.
Me Wa, how much you pay the Master for this piece of shit ha?
Abeng Not much only la. Now I got this formula, I can strike rich very soon la you see. I just show you just now right.

Eventually he persuade a few more of our colleagues to join him and gather some money to bet on it. Well, some of them do join him but not me. I just told them if they did strike rich, just treat me a chicken chop la.

Just a week later, they still talking about this thing. I only get to know that they only manage to strike a couple of consolation prize but that is still unable to cover the initial capital they all put in. And after another week after that, there are no more story about it. I guess the Master did screw them up nicely this time.

So, if you really want to get richer, stay away from gambling!

Read Also
KFC Happy Tuesday 25% Discount
Bad News for Credit Card holder
Touch N Go Screwed
CRT, LCD or Plasma TV?
My brand new car stereo is screwed!